A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it’s still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that.
About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, “Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! Just five minutes later, he jumped up, pushed all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, tore all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!”
The doctor replied, “I’m so sorry about that. We didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages you may have incurred.”
“Don’t bother yourself, Doc.,” she says,
“It’s okay. We were quite happy to pay for the damages promptly. We’re never going back to that restaurant anyway. It is high time we did some damages to our bedroom”