VACANCY! VACANCY!! VACANCY!!!
Salary: $18 000 per week with free accommodation, meals and company car.
Uneekomunikations Game Park need someone to bath Lions take care of the Tigers, play with crocodiles and feed snakes.
No qualifications and experience required just your Medical Aid Card and Funeral Policy.
If interested please send your CV to firstname.lastname@example.org
…let me know if you are taking the job.. if you are not, don’t be jealous forward to others.
NB: please don’t ask what happened to the previous worker.
May his soul RIP.