And The Guys Be Like “Oh Yeah, You Sure Got A Nice Aaaa, Ehmm, Teddy Bear.”
There are very few things in our everyday lives that does not have a relationship with the subject – Mathematics. It is applied in various areas of life and that also includes the human reproduction aspect.
What a perfect way to put it.
Have you friends noticed that major female volleyball competitions usually have massive patronage especially by the male community?
Yes, that is a fact. A recent survey confirmed that. As a matter of fact, it showed that some 70% of the spectators at such competitions are men.
It however also confirmed that a good number of the men do not actually watch the game itself.
So, what do they watch instead?
Maybe the photo below will help answer that question.
Well, well, well, so what do you think friends? Is the survey correct or not?
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
“I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner.
I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don’t you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules.
His new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me.
Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o’clock every night… whether you’re here or not.”
Two nuns are walking back to the convent at night when two men push them into a dark alley and start having sex with them.
One nun says “God, forgive them for they know not what they are doing!” The second nun says
“Speak for yours! Mine is a Master!”
Different strokes for different Nuns, ehm sorry, for different Folks. Haha.
I believe that I read somewhere that the older you get, the more forgetful you become.
I guess that is the reason why I cannot seem to remember the name of the “Sporting Event” shown in the photo below.
Can someone be kind enough to please help me out by reminding me what it is called?
Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. As a further step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their honeymoon night at home.
Later that night, their mother couldn’t sleep, so she went to the kitchen for a cup of tea. On her way, she tiptoed by her oldest daughter’s bedroom and heard her screaming. The mother thought to herself, “That’s normal, especially on her wedding night.”
She passed by her second oldest daughter’s room and heard her laughing. “That’s normal too,” she said, smiling to herself.
Finally, she slipped by her youngest daughter’s room where she didn’t hear a peep, but she thought nothing of it.
The next morning in the kitchen, after the husbands had gone out, the woman asked her eldest daughter about last night’s noises. “Well Mom,” she replied, “you always said if it hurt I should scream.” “You’re absolutely right sweetheart, ”the mother assured her, turning to her middle daughter.
“Now why were you laughing?” she asked. “You always said if it tickled, I could laugh,” she answered. “True enough, honey.” The mother smiled, remembering her newlywed days.
“Now it’s your turn, baby,” she said turning to her youngest daughter. “Why was it so quiet in your room last night?”
“Mom, don’t you remember? You always told me never to talk with my mouth full.”