Something tells me that this is another way of defining joblessness.
100 books in a month?
Is she on Social Welfare or something like that?
Have you guys noticed like me that there are situations when you do not really talk too much in order to let people know how you feel about a situation?
Sometimes all you really need is to use your sense of humor.
See an example below.
“Baba Buhari, abeg remain for London, now? Na beg, we dey beg you!
This can be described as “Nigerians Thinking Aloud” right?
While the headline may look unnecessary to many of you out there, we have people who actually have to be told that it is wrong to carry out such acts while driving.
If this were not so, the government would not have gone to the extent of providing an electronic instructional board for that purpose as you see right here below.
One more thing please. If this board is located in your area, please let us know. We are interested in its location.
If vehicles could talk, I am very sure they would not only have a lot to complain about in Africa, but would have also sued so many people to court for the offence of “Maltreatment and Over-Use”.
Imagine what the vehicle below is being put through for no good reason.
Are There No Trucks of Trailers in this particular part of the continent?
Haba! Please have mercy on these little vehicles.
They were produced as 4-Seaters and not 20-Seaters.
Friends, this is the type of sleep that neither a 5,6, 7-Star nor an 8-Heineken can ever give you.
This is the kind of sleep in which you find yourself marrying Donald Trump’s daughter in a church somewhere in Ajegunle with both parents of hers and yours sitting on the same row and all your friends and enemies in attendance.
Sleep on, my friend.
May your dreams come through.
In this post we wish to inform the overzealous ones among our teachers about the fact that English Language is not our mother tongue. It is meant to be a language that helps people of different tongues to understand one another. There is no need to turn it into something extra- ordinary. The language itself has too many flaws in it and our children should not be made to pay for such errors.
Let’s take a look at the example below.
Is it the fault of this kid that the language is such an unstable one? Is elephant actually supposed to have an “E” starting the word? This is just one example of such inconsistencies you will find everywhere you look in this colonial language. What about inconsistent stuff like “Give him his book” while on the other hand you have “Give her her book”?
Over-zealous English Language Teachers, be warned please!
The fact that football is the strongest unifying factor for Nigerians is no longer a secret. That is the exact reason why it is a “sacrilege” to mess around with the country’s national football teams especially the Super Eagles. And that is exactly what the Turkish referee that took charge of the match between Argentina and Nigeria in the on-going FIFA World Cup Competition in Russia did by denying the Super Eagles a clear penalty during the game. The man has surely earned the wrath of Nigerians as they went after him on social media and “donating” curses of various degrees and categories on the poor referee. We bring to you right below a few of the “donations”.
Hmmnn, never play around with the Nigerian passion for football if you wish to remain happy and healthy.