Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll become a hooker.
She’s not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If you got a question, I’ll be parked around the corner.”
She’s standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, “How much?” She says, “A hundred dollars.” He says, “All I got is thirty”.
She says, “Hold on,” and runs back to Harry and asks, “What can he get for thirty?” “A hand job”, Harry reply. She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollar is a hand job. He agrees.
She gets in the car. He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE… She stares at it for a minute, and then says, “I’ll be right back.”
She runs back to Harry, and asks,
“Can you loan this guy seventy bucks?”
Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. As a further step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their honeymoon night at home.
Later that night, their mother couldn’t sleep, so she went to the kitchen for a cup of tea. On her way, she tiptoed by her oldest daughter’s bedroom and heard her screaming. The mother thought to herself, “That’s normal, especially on her wedding night.”
She passed by her second oldest daughter’s room and heard her laughing. “That’s normal too,” she said, smiling to herself.
Finally, she slipped by her youngest daughter’s room where she didn’t hear a peep, but she thought nothing of it.
The next morning in the kitchen, after the husbands had gone out, the woman asked her eldest daughter about last night’s noises. “Well Mom,” she replied, “you always said if it hurt I should scream.” “You’re absolutely right sweetheart, ”the mother assured her, turning to her middle daughter.
“Now why were you laughing?” she asked. “You always said if it tickled, I could laugh,” she answered. “True enough, honey.” The mother smiled, remembering her newlywed days.
“Now it’s your turn, baby,” she said turning to her youngest daughter. “Why was it so quiet in your room last night?”
“Mom, don’t you remember? You always told me never to talk with my mouth full.”
This post will be better understood by those guys who went through a boys only Secondary school. At your age, you already know a few things about male-female relationships. If you are in the senior classes, you very likely have been “doing it” at least with your age group category of girls.
You are very likely attracted to that sexy female teacher of yours with the killer shape. To worsen the matter, she happens to teach Biology as her subject. Well, all of that is still understandable.
However on this fateful day, she comes to school in mini skirts. Short and tight. At a stage during the lesson, her chalk falls from her hands and she had to bend down to pick it.
Before she could realize it, her short skirt takes a brief ride upstairs and of course shows the class a brief display of her panties. Fortunately or unfortunately, you happen to be sitting on the front middle row. I will not the least be surprised if you looked like this guy here in the photo below.
That must have looked like your best day in school, right?
And the next time she comes to school with a long dress, you feel like skipping that class, for sure.
In recent times, I find it difficult to understand the Referee Associations in many countries of the world.
I do not know their yardsticks for picking referees and their assistants but I do know that with an assistant referee like the one in the photo above, it would be an uphill task for even a Lionel Messi to know the location of an opponent’s goal post talk less of scoring a goal.
Haba, please have mercy on our male footballers! They are not all sterile! Some of them actually wear chin guards but with the way things are going now, they may be needing some other guards in order to be able to perform properly on the pitch.
Well, so you thought English Language is easy to speak and write. Right? Well, watch the video below and see if you were right.
“It Didn’t Easy”, right?
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