Yeah, I am sure you have never heard about that, right? You are more used to phrases like “Wheel Balancing” and other more familiar ones.
Well today in this post we are happy to add “Ass Balancing” to your collection of vocabularies.
And just in case you still do not understand what we are talking about, please check the photo below out and see for yourself.
If after that, you still find it difficult to understand, just know that it is high time you honored that long planned appointment with your optician.
Back in the good old days of serious English Language education, the style of questioning as shown above was very common.
It made you the student do some hard nut type of thinking.
Well here we are in a scenario where such a question seems appropriate.
What do you think? What will be your answer to the quiz?
Friends, what would you have done if you were to be Anna’s boyfriend after this “textorial debacle”?
In the evening a man drives his car when suddenly one of the tires punctures. The man stopped the car, went out and started to take off the wheel. Another man passed by and asked:
– Hey, man, what are you doing?
– I’m taking off the wheel.
The man that passed by picks up a stone, throws into the car window and says:
– Then I will take the car audio!
Friends, this is the type of sleep that neither a 5,6, 7-Star nor an 8-Heineken can ever give you.
This is the kind of sleep in which you find yourself marrying Donald Trump’s daughter in a church somewhere in Ajegunle with both parents of hers and yours sitting on the same row and all your friends and enemies in attendance.
Sleep on, my friend.
May your dreams come through.
There are battles that are already lost before they start depending on the combatants and their readiness.
It is never wise to go into a battle in which you have less than a 50% chance of success. Take the example of the lady in the photo below.
Anyone planning to go into a battle against such a lady is surely on a suicide mission especially if such a person is a man.
Her features alone are enough to fully distract your attention as she makes a mince-meat of you.
But wait, who does the “moulding” of these kinds of “killer” figures?
Is this not what is popularly referred to as “Figure Eight”?
A real dangerous one though.
The title of this post might look easy to some of you but on a second thought, you surely will realize that it is not as easy as it seemed at first.
That is exactly what the actors in this video found out as you will soon discover. Have some fun watching this hilarious video.